Sean Vreeland
饰 Self - Student Petitioner
Kenneth F. Brown
饰 Self (as Ken Brown)
Alex Caldiero
饰 Self - Animated UVSC Professor
Bob Rasmussen
饰 Self - Asst. VP Student Life
William Sederburg
饰 Self - UVSC President
Pierre LaMarche
饰 Self - UVSC Philosophy Professor (as Pierre Lamarche)
Phil Gordon
饰 Self - VSC Communication Chair
Dennis Potter
饰 Self - UVSC Philsophy Professor
Jesse J. Steele
饰 Sean Hannity's victim (as Jessie Steele)
Vegor Pedersen
饰 Self - Editor of College Times
Phil Clegg
饰 Self - Student Life Advisor
乔治·沃克·布什
饰 Self (archive footage)
肖恩·库姆斯
饰 Self (archive footage) (as Sean 'P. Diddy' Combs)
